The life of a code monkey

Wedding vows of a programmer

For my wedding I plan on writing my wedding vows. I figured I should get in some practice, and here is what I came up with.

“I <insert your name> take you .Net 4.0 to be my prefered platform, to use and to code from this day forward, for implementation or for frustration, for performance, for crashes, through handled and un-handled exceptions, to debug and to execute; from this day forward until a new release do us part.”

*For those of you who are concerned, I will not be using any of the above in my actual wedding vows.